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Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)

“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”

(Source: halemcjoel, via chibilillie)

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Everything Rhymes With Alcohol: technicolorcloset: everythingrhymeswithalcohol: **TRIGGER WARNING:...

technicolorcloset:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

**TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE CULTURE**

So, tonight I went to a screening of Evil Dead. One of the hosts was chud.com. The rep from the site is getting the audience pumped up for the movie and then says that it has “the second best rape…

Sigh. Nick was my old editor when I wrote (briefly) for CHUD ten years ago. For a guy who’s clearly over forty now, he’s sure as fuck shown himself to be an immature prick. 

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Fucking fuckers

me:
(out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude:
nice bag.
me:
thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude:
do you even know who all those characters are?
me:
uh... yeah?
dude:
ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me:
wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude:
(smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me:
does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude:
psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me:
(slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me:
how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude:
uh... what?
me:
explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me:
what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude:
what are you even talking about?
me:
oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude:
Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me:
his name is Norrin Radd.
dude:
(looks extremely embarrassed)